me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
on saturday, not far at all from me, in miami, a man on some new type of extreme LSD was butt naked and attacked a homeless man who was also semi-naked, and was literally eating his face off. the cops came and couldn’t get the man off the homeless dude. he legit growled at the officer, so he shot him and it killed him. the guy who got his face eaten off was rushed to the hospital, and was in critical condition. some say he passed, some say he’s still alive, i’m not sure.
but it was technically a zombie apocalypse that started. lmao.
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“A hipster to me is someone who kind of dresses up like an artist, but they don’t actually make anything. So all of y’all people who call me a hipster can go fuck yourselves because I make shit all the goddamn time. People are like, ‘You wear skinny jeans.’ These are 501s, man! Fucking straight.” - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
